Thank God I'm A Country Girl

Sunday afternoon the My Little Girl and I went out and visited The Parents and their deer. While out there in the fields she had to go to the bathroom and there was no getting to a real potty in time.

So what did she do? Drop the drawers and squat! Luckily I had a tissue or two in my pocket.

It was hilarious. She has peed out in the sticks before so that was no problem. Well except that it flowed in to her flip flop. I just laughed. I couldn't help it. I know terrible.

But then she said, "Momma, I gotta poop!"

"So go," I tell her and she questions, "In the grass?"

I guess I made her nervous because she told me she couldn't poop while I was watching. I turned my back, she backed up her hiney in the tall grass, did her thing, then like a cat covered it up with grass she pulled up.

She was laughing and I was laughing. I know, we are odd, but she made me promise not to tell any of her friends. She even said "please."

heehee, blackmail!!!